Monday, January 30, 2012

Hashtag FML

Dear Lady-Who-Was-Directly-Behind-Me-And-Was-On-
The-Phone-While-We-Lined-Up-At-The-ATM-Earlier-Today,


I didn’t have to hear about "the boil outside [your] labia" na "pumutok na," but since you were talking oh so loudly, I did. Many hours later I still have a very graphic mental image that, despite all my best efforts, has not been erased by thoughts of kitties, puppies, or Care Bears.

So from the bottom of my grossed-out heart, Eff you.


Very truly yours,

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