Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I Predict A Lawsuit, I Predict A Lawsuit*

Two days ago I asked for a Snow Bear Menthol Ball Candy at a sari-sari store. This is what the storekeeper gave me:

"Pinsan ng Snow Bear," she said, smiling.

A few weeks back I had mistakenly bought SuperLamig from a sidewalk vendor. I thought it was Snow Bear; I noticed the difference only after I had popped it in my mouth.

*My apologies, Kaiser Chiefs.

[2 March 2010 edit]

Today I found a SuperLamig wrapper in an ashtray. Yesterday, I saw one inside the elevator. I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

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