Thursday, March 26, 2009

Countup: Six Wheres

Where is your favorite restaurant? Shakey's. Where did you last go? The little boy's room. Where did you last hang out? My bed, for all the right reasons. Where did you go to school? Athenaei Manilani Curatores. Ha! Where is your favorite place to be? My bed, for all the wrong reasons. Where did you sleep last night? "In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine."

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

You're Not Rid Of Me Yet

This is Yahoo! Movies' list of "100 Movies To See Before You Die." The ones in bold I've seen in their entirety.
12 Angry Men (1957)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
400 Blows (1959)
8 1/2 (1963)
The African Queen (1952)
Alien (1979)
All About Eve (1950)
Annie Hall (1977)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
The Battle of Algiers (1967)
The Bicycle Thief (1948)
Blade Runner (1982)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Blow Up (1966)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
Breathless (1960)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
Casablanca (1942)
Chinatown (1974)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Die Hard (1988)
Do the Right Thing (1989)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Duck Soup (1933)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Enter the Dragon (1973)
The Exorcist (1973)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
The French Connection (1971)
The Godfather (1972)
The Godfather, Part II (1974)
Goldfinger (1964)
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1968)
Goodfellas (1990)
The Graduate (1967)
Grand Illusion (1938)
Groundhog Day (1993)
A Hard Day’s Night (1964)
In the Mood For Love (2001)
It Happened One Night (1934)
It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
Jaws (1975)
King Kong (1933)
The Lady Eve (1941)
Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001, 2002, 2003)
M (1931)
M*A*S*H (1970)
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
The Matrix (1999)
Modern Times (1936)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978)
Network (1976)
Nosferatu (1922)
On the Waterfront (1954)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
Paths of Glory (1958)
Princess Mononoke (1999)
Psycho (1960)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Raging Bull (1980)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Raise the Red Lantern (1992)
Rashomon (1951)
Rear Window (1954)
Rebel Without a Cause (1955)
Rocky (1976)
Roman Holiday (1953)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Schindler’s List (1993)
The Searchers (1956)
Seven Samurai (1954)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
The Sound of Music (1965)
Star Wars (1977)
Sunset Blvd. (1950)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
The Third Man (1949)
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Titanic (1997)
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
Toy Story (1995)
The Usual Suspects (1995)
Vertigo (1958)
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Wings of Desire (1988)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Women On the Verge of Nervous Breakdown (1988)
The World of Apu (1959)
My tally is low for a Comm graduate, so it seems I can't die yet.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Things I Didn't Do

From the Museum of Conceptual Art:
At age 30...

Mark Twain published his first short story, "Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog."

Danish novelist Hans Christian Andersen published his book of fairy tales.

Nat Turner led a slave rebellion.

U.S. mariner Moses Rogers made the first ocean steamboat voyage.

Donald Trump persuaded bankers to lend him $80 million so he could buy the Commodore Hotel.

Samuel Morse's assistant, Alfred Lewis Vail, devised Morse code.

Physicist Armand H. L. Fizeau measured the speed of light.

Dr. Narinder Kapany invented fiber optics and designed a glass gastroscope which can be snaked down the throat for a detailed view of the stomach.

Hank Williams overdosed on drugs and alcohol.

Bill Gates was the first person ever to become a billionaire by age 30.

George W. Bush was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol near his family's summer home in Kennebunkport, Maine. He pleaded guilty, was fined $150, and had his driver's license suspended.
I'm a slow starter, what can I say?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Countup: Five Dos

Do you like someone right now? I [would] like [to kick] someone right now, yes. Do they like you too? I hope not. Do you ever wish you were someone else? Seldom. Do you know the muffin man? Mmm, muffins... Sorry, what was the question? Do you fear the future? No. The future should fear me.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Mo-pho: Perfect Sense 2

Again, we give English lessons to Koreans?

Photo taken with my trusty Sony Ericsson K600i.

Friday, March 13, 2009

JLC Word/s Of The Night 8

It was our last meeting last night so he put a little mustard on that hot dog. Nincompoops. Denigrate. Juxtapose. Apologist. Histrionics. Inutile. My favorite, if only for its alliterative quality, was regurgitated rhetorics.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Countup: Four Whys

Why are you best friends with your best friend?

Why do you have a Friendster/Facebook/Multiply/MySpace account?
Because I wanted to claim my name.

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Because they watched too much Flor de Luna on RPN 9.

Why are you doing this survey?
Because it saves me from having to think of original posts.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Sign Me Up

"This is my Church/This is where I heal my hurts/For tonight/God is a DJ"

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Countup: Three Ifs

If you could have one superpower,what would it be? "Clockstopping" à la Hamza Rashad from Gen13. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? I would give Andres Bonifacio a caliber .45 automatic pistol and lots of ammo. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what would it be? A bad-ass Bowie knife.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Project Exodus: November 2003

In November 2003 I changed the name of my blog to Take Me Drunk, I'm Home and posted with a vengeance. I was proud of myself at the time—little did I know it wasn't an original turn of phrase, ha ha.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Mo-pho: Crack In A Box

Good by itself. Better with coffee. Best cold.

Photo taken with my trusty Sony Ericsson K600i.