25 July 2009
I want to make fun of you, I really do. Thing is, I don't know where to start. Plus, I'm afraid of your 24-inch pythons.
Your fellow Ateneo alumnus,
P.S. Is your seatmate still hiring bodyguards? Cushy job, that.
P.P.S. Advanced happy 46th.
P.P.P.S. Seriously—that shirt?
*Best read with the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" playing in the background.